this is one of my fave lines
If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.
museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?
harry potter is adopted by sirius
Orphan is the New Black
THE NEW YORK RANGERS ARE GOING TO THE 2014 STANLEY CUP FINALS!!!!
If white people went through the same legal system black people went throught and vice versa